I love unicorns. and cats. and wall-e. and that's about it.
Float in my boat bitchhhhh!
This line would totally work on me.
This is perfect.
Crazy Monster, where is that phone cord coming from?
this feels like something people i know would say. or rather, something i would say
Pick-up lines that work
best pickup line ever
lolololol… Oh, Crazy Monster. You are so funny.